suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

givemeanirwin:

*hears heartbreak girl riff in the distance*

you cALL ME UP

*kicks down door* IT’S LIKE A BROKEN RECORD

*screams out into night* SAYING THAT YOUR HEART HURTS

*knee slides into infinity* THAT YOU’LL NEVER GET OVER HIM

*colapses into nothingness* GETTING OVER YOU