• Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
  • Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4

dewgongo:

lifehack: when police ask why you murdered someone just say ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯

RT if you a Catfish

(Source: p0w)

Well this is fun, being on holiday in France and not being able to walk :/

A little party never killed nobody

(Source: 5sostrum)

thewescoast:

*gets down on one knee* will you… talk dirty to me

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snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: “Why are you awake?

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calumsexual:

TEENAGERS (that sneak into their fave band members hotel rooms and jump in front of their cars) SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME

burgerkid:

me trying to do stuff

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calumsexual:

ITS OK TO WANNA FUCK 5SOS. ITS OK TO TELL UR FRIENDS U WANNA FUCK 5SOS. IT IS NOT OK TO BLUNTLY TELL 5SOS U WANNA FUCK THEM TO THEIR FACES. THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT AND WILL NOT BE TOLERATED IN THIS FAM, IN ANY FAM, OR ANYWHERE ELSE UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO KICK UR BOOTY, GOT IT??